妈妈级用户也开始玩Facebook了，但恐龙显然要比妈妈酷得多（游戏邦注：恐龙元素比妈妈级用户早2年出现于Facebook之中）。

但是就像迈克尔·杰克逊，恐龙形象完全不受自己控制，玩家可以按照自己的想法把恐龙形象变得更酷。

下文我们将分析系列Facebook恐龙主题游戏，看看这些游戏真的符合恐龙主题。

《Dinosaur City》

Dinosaur City

游戏目标：拼凑三角恐龙图形。

是否满意：否。拼图游戏过于安静，甚至连恐龙音效也没有，而且恐龙图形丝毫不像恐龙。

《Which Dinosaur Are You》

Which Dinosaur Are You

游戏目标：回答问题，选择同答案匹配的恐龙形象。

是否满意：否。首先，这完全就是款伪装为测验应用的无聊游戏，恐龙讨厌垃圾信息。其次，恐龙很形态十分复杂，无法归类为各个小问题。恐龙也有情感，虽然他们的情感无非就是各种我们人类无法识别的愤怒。

《Dino Balls》

Dino Balls

游戏目标：小球顺着特定轨道。这其实就是低控制性的翻版《祖玛》。

是否满意：否。游戏完全就是个复制品。

《Dino Rush》

Dino Rush

游戏目标：这是《超级马里奥》的2D平台版本，游戏主角为两只恐龙。

是否满意：是。大恐龙背着小恐龙徒步行走，整个过程酷毙了。此外，恐龙还可以沿途收集硬币，如果恐龙能在白天收集到足够硬币，他们就可以为自己建座小屋，避免因受陨石袭击而丧失生命。

《Dino Kingdoms》

Dino Kingdoms

游戏目标：游戏好比是在《Dino Kingdoms》融入恐龙元素，玩家可以建造恐龙农场，捕猎其他恐龙。

是否满意：否。恐龙农场很酷，但是家养恐龙和野生恐龙得展开竞争。这听起来像是Michael Vick（游戏邦注：其为费城Eagles橄榄球队的主力四分卫）会做的事，但这显然并非什么好点子。

《The Last Dinosaur》

The Last Dinosaur

游戏目标：玩家围绕地球尽可能地旋转，避免行星将其排挤在外。

是否满意：是。恐龙之前本能够长久存活，消灭整个人类，那么Facebook也就无法问世。（本文为游戏邦/gamerboom.com编译，转载请注明来源：游戏邦）

Dinosaurs on Facebook

Your mom is on Facebook, and dinosaurs are obviously cooler than your mom, so of course they were on Facebook at least two years before she was.

However, much like Michael Jackson, dinosaurs no longer have control over their own images, and therefore any asshat who wants can co-opt them to try and look cooler. (Except us, of course. We’re not asshats. We’re just cool.)

(OK, fine, you got us: we just play cool people on the Internet. In real life we’re asshats.)

Since they weren’t around to do it themselves, we scoured Facebook for dino-themed games, and then judged whether the games would get a dino seal of approval.

Dinosaur City

Game Objective: Put together a jigsaw puzzle of a triceratops. One puzzle. That’s it.

Would Dinos Approve: No. Jigsaw puzzles are way too sedate — there aren’t even any cool dino sound effects! It also features a dinosaur that may not even technically be a dinosaur anymore. (Thanks for ruining my childhood, scientists. Slag is crying in a corner right now.)

Which Dinosaur Are You?

Game Objective: Answer one question and get matched with a dinosaur based on your lone response.

Would Dinos Approve: No. First of all, this is obviously spam masquerading as a quiz app, and dinosaurs hate spam. Second of all, dinosaurs are way too complex to be categorized by one little question. They have feelings too, even if that feeling is just one of rage that we silly humans can’t recognize their superiority.

Dino Balls

Game Objective: Get your mind out of the gutter. This is actually a Zuma clone with poor controls.

Would Dinos Approve: No. It’s called a copycat instead of a copysaurus for a reason.

Dino Rush

Game Objective: A 2D platforming game a la Super Mario Bros. featuring a pair of dinosaurs.

Would Dinos Approve: Yes. The big dinosaur is giving the little one a piggyback ride, and piggyback rides are always awesome. Plus they can collect coins, and if dinosaurs had been able to find more coins back in their day, they could have built a shelter to protect them from that meteor and avoided extinction.

Dino Kingdoms

Game Objective: Kind of like FrontierVille with dinosaurs. You build up a dino ranch and then go out and hunt other dinosaurs.

Would Dinos Approve: No. Yeah, dino ranches are cool, but then going out and pitting the domesticated dinosaurs against their wild brethren? If it sounds like something Michael Vick would do, then it’s probably not good.

The Last Dinosaur

Game objective: Circle the earth as many times you can without getting taken out by an asteroid.

Would Dinos Approve: Yes. I haven’t asked them personally, but I’m pretty sure that dinosaurs would be pro-staying alive, if for no other reason than that they could have eaten the entire human race and kept Facebook from ever happening in the first place.（Source：pc-ign）